Businessmen—do you suffer embarrassing attacks of what people call ‘conscience’?

Does the childhood deity of your parents’ faith make unwanted, scolding appearances at inopportune times?

Or that pesky Golden Rule threaten to reduce the day’s productivity?

Well, worry no more. That might be what Joe Six-pack has to go through, but not you—because you are exceptional. Right?

We thought so!

Yet will all the years you’ve spent climbing the career ladder come to naught—because of a nagging inner voice from your childhood?

No! With Anmnemonica™ you can rest assured that such mental intrusions are a thing of the past.

With Anmnemonica™ your productivity and creative vision will skyrocket.

New avenues will open up for you.

With Anmnemonica™, the mental nexus linking your actions with future consequence is gently dissolved. You’ll relax, secure in the knowledge that you were in no way personally responsible for that latest scandal when the company’s imperatives forced your hand.

Further, with Anmnemonica™, you’ll rise up that ladder with a sure hand and watch as the accolades for your performance flow in. You’ll no longer have to suffer long nights of sleeplessness or debilitating bouts of sympathy for those outside your personal network.

Joe Six-pack missed the boat—in fact, he was born without one! And too bad for him, right? So buy Anmnemonica™ today!

*Anmnemonica may cause testicular embolism, stroke, arrhythmias, blurred vision, priapism, halitosis, delirium, tremors, memory loss, somnambulism, psychosis, suicidal ideation. In certain studies leprosy, internal hemorrhaging, and sudden death have been shown to occur. A small price to pay.