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The Pamphlet from Hell
Here's a flier I found on my seat at last night's Rotarian meeting. Apparently it was printed out from a website called "safespaceforfascism.com" or "haterswelcomedhere.com." Enjoy:
We Are Here To Help You!
"Sense and Sinsemilla," by Jane "Turbochamber" Austen
Richard Dawkins Does Not Love His Wife: A Thought Experiment
Buy Anmnemonica Today!
Nostalgia...
The Ontological Eschaton of Pure Crap: A Fable
I found this pamphlet in a beaten down old coffeehouse, apparently printed out from a website called either “Haterswelcomehere.com” or “Safespace4fascists.com.”
Neurofraudians!
A WHITE HOUSE FANTASIA (in the manner of William S. Burroughs) by Athanasius Kutcher
This is obviously satire. Construal of it being anything more than that demonstrates in the reader a mental malaise even greater than the author’s.
THE BEST OF OUR CRITICS' 2013 GODDAMN MUSIC LIST IN THE WORLD
Music critics have now gushed out their best-of-2013 lists. Our critics at Nolo Contendere are not impressed, so we’ve compiled our list the year’s overlooked pearls in the oil-slick sea. 2013 was the year our staff of writers missed more real trends than they tried to invent. First, the major perpetrators:
 
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